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| Infant Denied Health Insurance Because "Obese" by Beth Kade(1) In case we needed further proof that Health Care is getting out of control, a story out of Denver is guaranteed to make you march up to Congress. The Denver Post is reporting that four-month-old Alex Lange has be denied health insurance because of what the insurance carrier feels that little Alex has a " pre-existing condition-obesity. " Little Alex was born what is considered a normal baby at 8 1/4 pounds. He has been strictly on a breast milk diet since birth and is now in the 99th percentile for height and weight for babies his age. " I could understand if we could control what he's eating. But he's 4 months old. He's breast-feeding. We can't put him on the Atkins diet... (continue reading) |
 Obama Haters are Missing Their Chance with the School Speechby Tex Norman(135)  I guess when you are a sinner your saved family member feel obligated to bring you to your senses, which will lead to repentence, and will be followed by spewing hatred for Obama which is what Jesus would want. One of my whacko family members sent me an email with this in the subject line: Concerned Parents, Read This. The text of the email was a tirade by some Texas preacher who objects to Obama speaking to school children because he wants to get kids to " serve Obama " when they should be " serving the Lord. " (continue reading) |
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| I Were a Right Wing Teabagger, Now I R a Pat-riot by John Sammon(25) My gun is who I am. Love me. Love my gun. I R a patriot. I live where real Amer-cuns live. I be a member of the Thunderbolt Party. We wear German helmets and we carry the Bible and our guns. We wear armbands with a thunderbolt on em. Most of us are rural gas station attendants, the working class backbone of the country. Not some bunch of lily-livered limp wrists who like to think. Love me love my gun. I'm oiling my gun, waiting fer' the day when weez' gonna take back our coun-try. When I get up in the morning, I thank God he made me a white man, not some socialist jig-a-boo communist co.'k-sucking faggot. Not some left-wing sissy whining momma's-boy college-educated... (continue reading) |
 10 Reasons Why Republicans are Close-Mindedby John Sammon(25) I talked to another Republican who wants to ignore the eight years of Bush and blame Obama for everything. I just threw up my hands. I realized it's hopeless. There will never be any progress in health care or anything except doomsday weapons with people like this guy around. You can't reason with people like this. Here are 10 reasons why you can't reason with them. 1. They believe there has never been a Republican wrong about anything. If they are proven wrong in their viewpoint, they'll deny it. They believe it's impossible for American policy toward other countries to be wrong, if the policy was enacted by Republicans. 2. Republicans, mostly white men, consider black... (continue reading) |
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